Tijuana Donkey Showdown Tijuana Donkey Showdown by Adam Howe

Reggie Levine has had an adventuresome life. I’ll give him that. He got his knocks in as a former boxer and then there was that bit of trouble that happened in Damned Dirty Apes. He has now sorta pissed through any money that came his way and is working as a bouncer in in bar. Living his legend of the his fame.
Nicolas Cage played yours truly, sporting a mullet that made his “Con-Air”-‘do seem conservative, even though I haven’t styled my hair like that since the nineties.

Reggie finds himself beginning to head down that ‘what the hell’ road again after he rescues the local user car salesman from having himself flushed in the toilet.
He then takes a job from that used car salesman rescuing his wife’s priced pooch from a roadside attraction stand.

Because… It all started with a chupacabra.

It always does Reggie..it always does.

Reggie finds himself become besties real quick with a well endowed donkey.

That image was for you Kelly!
My watch remained dangling from Enrique’s johnson like a ticking cock-ring. He could keep it. Under the circumstances, I’m sure Nic Cage would’ve understood.

Booksource: I received a copy of this book from the author. I don’t remember him asking me for anything in return. I live in the boondocks though so I may send him a photo of the neighbors donkey.