Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet by Adam Howe

Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet by Adam Howe

This book is a collection on 3 novellas.
First up you have
Damn Dirty Apes

Reggie used to be a prizefighter before he went up against Boar Hog Brannon.
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He got his butt kicked and is now serving as a bouncer at the Henhouse.
The Henhouse was a titty honk on the outskirts of town. The joint wasn’t much to write home about, and why the hell would you? Dear Mom, Getting a lap dance and thought of you…. Lit by neon beer signs, fairy lights, and a gaudy glitter ball about the T-shaped stage, the place had a seedy Pleasure Island ambience.
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One of the local idiotspatrons decides to make a monster porn starring his stripper girlfriend and his best friend (who just happens to dress in his old mascot outfit-large ape)
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During amateur porn time..the legendary Bigelow Skunk Ape takes a liking to his buddy, Ned and takes off with him.
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So it’s up to Reggie, the videographer Lester, his stripper/pornstarwannabe girlfriend and a Monster hunter to head off into the woods to try and “rescue” Ned.
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Die Dog or Eat the Hatchet

Terrence Hingle is in the looney bin for chopping up some sorority girls. He escapes and takes with him a waitress from the near by dive because she drives a volkswagon Bug.
“Ted Bundy drove a Bug.” The man grinned. “Did you know that?”
No. No, she hadn’t known that. What person in their right mind would?

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On the escape they meet up with a couple of really sweet brothers.
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And stuff happens.
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Gator Bait I had already read this one..but it’s freaking awesome.
Poor Smitty aka Three Fingers. He gets caught with his hand in the honey pot.
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By the Honey Pot’s husband and ends up losing a couple of the fingers on his hand. It could have been worse since there was a “cigar cutter” involved.
He takes off running.
Smitty ends up in the swamp at a bar named “The Grinnin’ Gator”.
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Smitty needs some cash and a place to re-adjust so he takes a job playing the piano at the bar.
But this bar has a story, Croker who owns the bar has a little something extra out back.
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Big George.

Big George was captured by Croker on a gator hunt he took with his dad..Croker’s leg didn’t make it. Daddy might be scarce too.
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But poor Big George ended up getting hunted and brought back to the Grinnin’ Gator. He is Croker’s bestie though and he makes sure that he gets lots of goodies.
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Now there is the sad little fact that Smitty has sworn off the Dames after losing his fingers over one…but then enters Grace.
She just happens to be Croker’s wife.

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Then the shit hits the fan.
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Booksource: The author of this book did provide me with an ARC copy of this book. He knew what he was getting into…


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